After a fairly stressful holiday season, I need to step out and go crazy. Heck, we probably all do. That's why it's high time I announced:

BOYS NIGHT OUT II: Smackdown at Screwy Park

This will be another CFO run, since the VP is really buggy. No girls allowed, no girl players, no girl doodles, nothing female at all. Sorry ladies, this is strictly for the enjoyment of the guys here at TTF.

Date: 23rd January, 2006
Time 10PM Eastern
Location: Screwy Park, Cashbot HQ right in front of the big doors
Bring: Gags, Unites, SOS cards with males on them
Leave home: All things female
Backup District: Sillyham
Backup Phrase: "Let's go to Daisy Gardens"

I will make an attempt to free up some spots for temporary sfs for this run to cut down on the chaos.

So come on down and take out all those frustrations on an innocent CFO. Expect the usual invasion of girls, however. They can only wish they could attend this run!

So post, PM, or catch me in Toontown. Sign up for your spot in the Smackdown!

Sign Crazy Orville up!

Got 8900 bucks to fill, before that time. Should be able to make it, if not, I'm bringing Little McBouncer. It would be his first time doing CFO.

Sign me up:
Little Spike Twinkletoon is sure thing for any "manly" night out.

If anyone (guys, gals) need help in mints or merits, give me a shout.

My daughter's and my wife's toon need about 5500-7000 out of 8900 bucks (Bananasplat and Queen Frecklezilla).
I often do the Merits and Mint runs for our family toons , so you know where I'll be this week.

Need factories? I might need a few of those too on Super Zowie Doggenwoof.
He's VP ready at 50 laff, MH11, so his date with the factory is coming soon.

Lastly I have a new "manly" toon who is VP ready, working on 3rd gag track and getting his LVL 5 gags to LVL6.
He's the wild one in the bunch.

LST

Thelonious has just written it down in his calendar. He will be there.

WooHoo! Count me in! Sir Monty will be ready with all of his manly gags, unites and SOS cards!

Count me in...we men don't need no stinking Unite / SOS cards! <got say it using a bad accent>

Excellent so far! We have another week to get the word out to all TTF males. I'd like to see two groups launch again to lay the smackdown.

Allrightythen! Time to send this thing back to the top. See all you there at the run!

Pardon me gentlemen, but whom exactly would be the recipient of the aforementioned 'smack'? Would not a competitor be required for there to be a downward smacking? You couldn't be refering to the CFO, as you have already proven that he is not a worthy challenger, as evidenced by the many keys, high ranks, and victorious among you.

I submit, perhaps, that there is a decided lack of smacking in this event. Please enjoy yourselves and each other's company in a most 'boxer vs briefs' and 'stealing of the purple hat' fashion. But don't be mislead into believing that upwardly receding smacking will occur if this event occurs in a competition free environment.

Respectfully,
Queen Purplewhip

Are all you boys ready for your night of manly fun? Where are all of you...there are ALOT of guy here who have not signed up to go on this run. Come on out of the woodwork and sign up...the girls are SOOO looking forward to harrassing you before hand!

Thelonious Monkey will not be in attendance at tonight's festivities. Once again Real Life has reared its ugly head and gnashing teeth. He does wish you well in your smacking, and raises his glass to you all in salute of all things manly.
Cheers.

Yes but you MUST tell us what is in that glass. Aren't manly drinks drunk from aluminum cans?? What type of glass is it? It DOES make a difference

As long as the glass does not contain any fru-fru umbrellas it can still be manly. Personally, make mine a pint.

LadyZ :

Yes but you MUST tell us what is in that glass. Aren't manly drinks drunk from aluminum cans?? What type of glass is it? It DOES make a difference

Well for those enquiring minds...

Thelonious being a rather uppity man about town prefers a single malt neat, or perhaps Tanqueray and tonic.

Other toons in the menagerie would most boisterously hoist the pints... How 'bout something from the Lost Coast Brewery. Mmmmmmm, is it beer thirty yet?

Thelonious being a rather uppity man about town prefers a single malt neat

Now you're talkin' my language!

McEngineer said he'll join you guys. I'm still working on him . . .

Not able to make this run guys, sorry. Funnymush was trying to finish his bucks in time, but didn't make it.
Hope you guys have fun.

Hey guys, where were you? Still licking your wounds from Saturday? And ladies, I expected a better showing of taunters. It's ok, you girls I'm sure were just busy preparing for our night.

Proof positive that Ricky is a girl - purple dress and all. TT wouldn't let me have 2nd toon named Ricky on same account and Ricky Isagurl got denied. I didn't have time to try to get more creative, so kept it simple here.


Poor Mrs. Ricky needs to make a friend. She's having trouble completing this task, perhaps it would help if her option wasn't turned off.


Ricky did not go as an imposter this time. Due to the less than overwhelming male turnout, he politely asked if they would like some help and did not load until invited.


I was going to stink you guys big time this morning, but you've been humiliated enough this week. That and I really do need to get into work. It was a fun battle, I got to be sided with my hubby which was nice for once. I was a bit confused when we got into the cranes. I figured I'd give the guys first dibs at the cranes, and since they took all four, I'd stomp one side and someone else would take the other side. Hey, what's going on over there? Isn't anyone stomping? It was then I noticed that Little Bingo was parked motionless in the corner (OK, it didn't dawn on me until long after the battle that we were having the 2 toon, 1 operator scenario. I thought we had a disco). My poor little paws still hurt from all that stomping and Ricky probably lost 10 pounds from all the laps around the boss. You guys did great and that TU80 will come in useful.

I was waiting for someone else to post about this myself! You guys don't need us to rub it in.

Lady Z RUSHED home to be online in time to taunt the boys. No cute new toons this time, just a shapely pink horse in a mini-skirt! I was disappointed in the turnout myself, not only of the boys, but of the girls! What's up with that?? I know more of you were online, guess you couldn't be bothered? Oh well, none of my business I suppose... way to support the team though...

Mrs. Ricky was a hoot though I must say!!

When I saw what was going on I did not wait to be asked, but offered to fetch a male toon to help out and they graciously accepted. My hubby's toon was ready and willing (hubby was snoring away by that time ) I offered to let King stay up late to do the run but he had some things he needed to do. Sorry Ricky, I didn't realize no one was stomping. I had a ton of fun and hubby will be happy to see the new unite in his backpack.

I left Lady Z swimming in her pond on the other computer, and at one point asked King to taunt Orville and Chad a bit for me....I said "tell them boys drool" well of course he refused. He never did tell me what he DID say but I know he at least spoke to Orville