Have you seen my Mommie

mommas boy

Hi, I'm looking for my mommie.

Last night, I followed her to the land of great big cogs, but I lost her somewhere. I couldn't find her, and got ran over by a train. Then I met a nice doggy who took me for ice cream.

Have you seen my mommie?

I did see some mommies later, and a couple of them became my friends. Thanks for the skirt, Queen Purplewhip!

LadyZ · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Awww! Welcome to TTF, you sweet wittle duckie! I hope you find your momma real soon!! Did you wash behind your ears? I told you to go before you left the house!

There, that ought to get you through till you find her. Good luck!!

ChadWPB · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:01 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Sorry, no mommie here, just a li'l ol' daddy. Hee hee.

Granny MoMo · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject: View Single Post

You forgot: "Get in there and get that room cleaned, young man!"

chocoholic1415 · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject: View Single Post

ROFL. The adoption agency came by for an interview and determined that I was unfit. However, Miss Bananswirl is still available for an occassional babysitting job.

Granny MoMo · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: View Single Post

LOL Heather! Don't look at me!

Nanner · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject: View Single Post

I'll take the little duckie. He was too cute last night and since I am also a duck.... Plus my daughter needs a playmate so it would work out perfectly. BTW didn't anyone ever tell you not to go with strange dogs offering Ice Cream?????!!!!! Especially ones who sneek around behind doors (and with bald questionable ducks) in trench coats!

Granny MoMo · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: View Single Post

**announcement over a loud speaker** "Will the parents of this toon please come to the customer service desk?"

ChadWPB · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:51 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Now that I think about it, this duckie might need a fatherly influence. This way he won't be such a mommie's boy. Wink

Miss Mo Mo · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Wow! Lol! Welcome, hmm not sure who your mommy is, but there are alotta mommy's here, NOT including me Very Happy

Crazy Orville Bumbleberry · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Nanner :

BTW didn't anyone ever tell you not to go with strange dogs offering Ice Cream?????!!!!! Especially ones who sneek around behind doors (and with bald questionable ducks) in trench coats!

Hey!, I was just taking care of the little guy. His mommie had obviously stranded him in the CBHQ and you know that is no place for a little 15 laffer to be hanging around. Geez, if I hadn't taken him back to TTC for some icecream and supervision, he might have stumbled into a train again, or worse, ran into a cog or something.

mommas boy · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Thank you Miss Nanner.

I didn't know what else to do, last night the doggie said that he would take me somewhere safe, all the other toons were telling me "This is too risky for you" and "You stink".

I will be looking for you Miss Nanner. Thanks for taking me in while I hunt for my mommie.

Mr. ChadWPB, Can we play house? I have some nice barbies that my mommie got me for christmas.

Miss Bananswirl, I remember seeing you last night too. You made friends with me and rocked me to sleep, thank you soooo much. I have a hard time going to sleep without my mommie.

Miss Mo Mo, are you sure you are not my mommie, my mommie is real purty like your picture under your name.

LadyZ · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Aren't you just the sweetest thing! A little confused though....skirts? Barbies? Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

So did you clean your room? Eat your spinach! Because I said so!

chocoholic1415 · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject: View Single Post

I'm so sorry to have to be the one to break this to you dear. You see, your mommie only wanted the best for you. She wanted to buy you everything so she borrowed some jelly beans from the Loan Sharks. She tried to squeeze some out of the CFO to pay them back, but all she could get out of him was a few measly seltzer bottles. From what I heard, the Loan Sharks were none too happy about this. I'm afraid your mommie may now be at the bottom of the pond in Donalds Dock with an anvil tied around her webbed foot. A search party has been formed and will be dredging the pond shortly. Perhaps it is not too late to save her. I did manage to finally locate some good Doctors here on TT as evidenced by the female orange cat seen in the lobby earlier yesterday evening. The worked miracles on Ricky and even got rid of all the old age lines.

Loopy · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: View Single Post

chocoholic1415 :

I'm so sorry to have to be the one to break this to you dear. You see, your mommie only wanted the best for you. She wanted to buy you everything so she borrowed some jelly beans from the Loan Sharks. She tried to squeeze some out of the CFO to pay them back, but all she could get out of him was a few measly seltzer bottles. From what I heard, the Loan Sharks were none too happy about this. I'm afraid your mommie may now be at the bottom of the pond in Donalds Dock with an anvil tied around her webbed foot. A search party has been formed and will be dredging the pond shortly. Perhaps it is not too late to save her. I did manage to finally locate some good Doctors here on TT as evidenced by the female orange cat seen in the lobby earlier yesterday evening. The worked miracles on Ricky and even got rid of all the old age lines.

OMG, you are going to scar that poor little duckie for life!

mommas boy · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: View Single Post

chocoholic1415 :

I'm so sorry to have to be the one to break this to you dear. You see, your mommie only wanted the best for you. She wanted to buy you everything so she borrowed some jelly beans from the Loan Sharks. She tried to squeeze some out of the CFO to pay them back, but all she could get out of him was a few measly seltzer bottles. From what I heard, the Loan Sharks were none too happy about this. I'm afraid your mommie may now be at the bottom of the pond in Donalds Dock with an anvil tied around her webbed foot. A search party has been formed and will be dredging the pond shortly. Perhaps it is not too late to save her. I did manage to finally locate some good Doctors here on TT as evidenced by the female orange cat seen in the lobby earlier yesterday evening. The worked miracles on Ricky and even got rid of all the old age lines.

Waaaahhhh!!

LadyZ · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Ricky! Down boy!!! Mad

Come here sweetie. S/he didn't mean it. Have a cookie.

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MissPoutyFace · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Now look what you've done!! I'm sure that his mommie is not at the bottom of any pond.
It will be ok - don't worry. There are plenty of nice, strong toons that will help you out.
(Best to stay out of the Cog HQs, though. Little duckies can get hurt in a big way there!

Crazy Orville Bumbleberry · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Alas, Lady Z, I've had the Naval Toon Squad out dredging pond at Donald's Dock all day, They have swept about 85% of the districts with no ducks showing up yet. We did find a lot of blue feathers though, Hmmmm....

I think the best thing for the little duckie right now it to accept Nanner's proposal and let him hang out with her.

Nanner · Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:11 am Post subject: View Single Post

Yes come to your new Mommie. Poor little thing. I'll take good care of you but you have to promise to be a good little boy. Here put this nice pink bow in your little tuff of feathers. How cute you look!

Hush about those blue feathers! <whispering and covering the little duckies ears> maybe that was/is his Daddy?