Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Sir Monty McGrooven

Here's hoping everyone has a Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
spdkissme-irish

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, feel free to post your favorite limerick (or come up with one on the spot). For those unsure how to compose one, I'm including an explanatory limerick below:

Just what is a limerick, mother?
It's a form of verse, said brother
Where lines one and two
Rhyme with five when it's through
And three and four rhyme with each other

Varmint · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: View Single Post

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who slipped and fell on a Bucket.....

Embarassed

Sir Monty McGrooven · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: View Single Post

Here's a few I remember off the top of my head:

There once was a fly on the wall
I wondered why it didn't fall
Did its feet get stuck
Or was it just luck
That gravity missed something so small

and...

I sat next to the duchess at tea
It was as I feared it would be
Her rumblings, abdominal
Were truely phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me Shocked

Thelonious Monster · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:31 am Post subject: View Single Post

A limerick here Iâ€™d love to add
Yet I fear the mods would be mad
See all the limericks I know
Would be censored so
And I wish not to appear a cad.

Freddy Whatzit · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject: View Single Post

I wanted to fight the VP
But no one would go in with me.
For a while I was sad,
But then ever so glad,
When I found out about CCG!

Princess Boo Boo · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Ok, I'll give it a try

I'll try not to cry crybaby

When you read my limerick read2

I hope you don't get sick puke

And I say this with a great big sigh! sigh

Lady Googlebrains · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Here's my try!

There are many Brown Monkeys in green
That are everywhere to be seen
Doing their best
Over-running all test
Could it be that theyâ€™re led by a Queen?

Smile

Anna

QueenPurplewhip · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:42 pm Post subject: View Single Post

I posted a toon confession,
I hoped to inspire concession.
The guilty appear
To accuse ME, I fear!
I just can't avoid suspicion!

Nanner · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Varmint :

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who slipped and fell on a Bucket.....

Embarassed

ROFL That's the only one I know too. Care to finish it for us? Razz

Princess Boo Boo · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject: View Single Post

BTW, Happy St. Patricks Day to you too Michael!!! spdkiss

COOL post you did here!! I like it!! Are you a Golden Hare?!?

chocoholic1415 · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Happy St. Patty's Day everyone. Green brownies in the break room.

Poetry is not one of my strenghts, but here goes:

There once was a game called Toontown
Oh do we hate when it goes down.
On open or test
This game is the best
A place where there's never a frown.

Freddy Whatzit · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: View Single Post

A few more...

There once was a kitty named Purr
All covered with royal blue fur.
He helped many friends
In achieving their ends,
But the fun was all his, that's for sure!

An update was what the note said;
The prospects swirled round in my head.
Could Lawbots be here?
If so, I will cheer!
Rats! Doodle behaviour instead.

A horde of Brown Monkeys invaded
And then Golden Hares imitated.
Accusations abounded
With many toons hounded,
But the mystery only inflated.

Brown Monkeys are all over test
But who they are no one has guessed.
Their mascot's a bear
With bright yellow hair
But he's as hush-hush as the rest.