Well, after chatting with Nanner while she was suffering in the DA. I was checking my new cattlelog and asked if there were any phrases she wanted. Unfortunately, I could not accommodate her request. So I thought why not see what other phrases people would like to have in the DA. Mint or factory phrases would also be nice.

Nanner wants: (I think)
Pick a gag!
You idiot, I'm only down 2 laff, I don't need a TU.

I want:
Can you turn those red please?
Who knows how to do this puzzle without setting it off?
Are we there yet?
Stay away from the light!
How many toons does it take to change a lightbulb?
You tripped the puzzle so which level 7 gag are you using!
Did that picture just move?

Mint or Fac:
I need practice disabling goons.
Push the box please!
What's in the barrel?

Owooo! I could use some of those! Others needed:

Red, I said turn it red darn it!
Could you just move that one piece over here?
You tripped it, you fix it!
What floor are we on?
I'm only down 20 laffs - I don't need no stinkin toonup!

One simple phrase - GREEN TRIANGLES ROCK!

Mean toons who follow behind you and change the boxes red are just making it take that much longer ya know...

There's one I would love to have as it would work well in any given situation ...

"Ahhhh!"

Another one I would really really like that would cover many situations is a simple....WHY?


Yes...I bailed on a DA D yesterday. I think in all my TT days that is only the 2nd time I have bailed on anything. We were about 3rd floor I think and I just could not handle the randoms I was with anymore. I had made MANY comments earlier but when I saw one toon standing off to the side after another tripped the skele's...he was just watching us after many rounds of not bothering to pick a gag....I just had enough. This was my 3rd random in a row so I may have been just a wee bit on edge.....

Ah yes, speedchat could use an upgrade!!

How about,

Don't Blame Me, I'm Lagging!
Sorry, I'm busy watching TV!
BRB, Nature Calls!
Let's Use Miss!

Owooooo thought of one we all NEED! Something like "This is NOT the place to be working gags"!!!!!

I would like:

"Go work your gags somewhere else!"
"Your extremely stupid for picking that gag!"
"Stop being rude!"
"You don't need a TU, your only down by a little!"
"Don't do the puzzle if you don't know how to do it."
"Don't do the puzzle if you need more notices."
"Are you wacked?"
"You noob!"

How about....

HIT THE DUCK!!

Nanner did it!

It wasn't my fault THIS time!!

I REALLY need to find new friends.......

We are all beginning to sound like grumpy old men here
I will say that most times in the DA I get a pretty decent group even of randoms. But! When you get a toon that manages to trigger the holocogs on the Match 3 puzzle, it can really push you over the edge! Especially when you are working the 14400 notices (which is when it all seems to go downhill in the DA).

For the DA:
"Let's use two fogs"

Then, shalt thou count to two, no more, no less. Two shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, nor either count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then selectest thou thy Holy Fog Horn towards thy cog, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Hey Heather! Can you bring me a shrubery?

"Please don't push me into the squashy thingy!" Why are people so impatient that they feel the need to push you into it when you are waiting for it to go up so you don't get squashed.

"What's over there?" For the one part kinda like the maze that no one ventures into unless they are new.

I think there is someone here, though not here now, that prefers one fog and then two. This person claims to have timed it and it is no slower than the double. I have already informed this toon that the rest of the tooniverse prefer two fogs and then lure, trap, drop, etc. etc. I always have to remember this when doing a DA with this toon and company.

On that note, I need, "I have to fog first or it throws me off!"