I've been having to delete a lot of spam posts lately even though I put a perfectly good explanation in another thread. Please read our site guidelines here: http://www.toontownfriends.com/toontown-discussion69.html

The problem I'm seeing most lately is that OLD threads are being bumped up with spam replies. This will not be tolerated! We archive most old threads, but they may be left open if staff so chooses. However they are NOT open so that people can read through them and spam them with nonsense. If you have something to add that pertains the the original topic, by all means, add it. If you just want to spam, be it old thread or new, restrain yourself.

To repeat what I said in a recent thread - there is a HUGE difference between fun spam posts that happen naturally in the course of a thread, and just going through the site posting random gibberish. This will be decided by the staff, and the posts deleted with no explanation.

If you find that a post you know you made is suddenly gone, DO NOT post it again. It's not just randomly disappearing. It is being deleted because it is spam. I don't have time to explain everything I do. If I do have to write a PM it will be a warning, and possibly a suspension at some point. We do not want to do that. We can all have fun while making sure our posts are relevant.

Thanks for your attention. Any further questions, PM me.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Where did the Vikings come from? Is this IHOP?

But....but....but.....I don't know Monty Python! I do however know Trolls. Those cute little neekid things with the long cool colored hair and goofy faces. Those were nifty keen! You had to feed them???

I never had a pet rock

It must be a good one and not too expensive.