Brown Monkey Report

Crazy Orville Bumbleberry · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Wait a minute. Oops, I am mistaken, I DO have a brown monkey, he is on open and now has a real name :Hearno Weevile.

So, still no brown monkey on test, I do have a bear there though: Ivanna beapig.

chocoholic1415 · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Where do you find the time and how do you keep it straight? I only had Ricky for the longest time, didn't start working on Ladybug until he was maxed. After Ladybug had reached HW and her gags were maxed, I decided it would be fun to play on a cash uber, so I pulled out my daughter's old toon, Miss Bananswirl. It was only a few days after that I got my test account and created Pig. Now I'm so confused my head is spinning!

Pig has enjoyed playing with a few of the Brown Monkey's shes seen around in DG, you guys seem like you're having fun. One of you even came to my rescue the other day as I was down to 8 laff trying to take out just one more cog in the street. But as for me, I've got to get Pig ready to test Lawbot . . .

Mamabear · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Crazy Orville Bumbleberry :

Wait a minute. Oops, I am mistaken, I DO have a brown monkey, he is on open and now has a real name :Hearno Weevile.

So, still no brown monkey on test, I do have a bear there though: Ivanna beapig.

Well, if we are going to count brown monkeys on open, then I guess I need to amend my previous answer and say yes, I do have a brown monkey, lest I hurt poor Blossom's feelings. And, actually, I have a brown monkey on test, too...but she is not one of THE brown monkeys.

And again, it is amazing how many people DON'T have Brown Monkeys. All I can say is, confession is good for the soul. Cool

PTT

for those of you who have spotted the brown monkeys on test...were any of them sporting yellow tights or a purple hat??

hmmm...just a thought. these two toons are old hands at the cloak and dagger thing..see previous posts in the master mac thread! Cool

Thelonious Monster · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: View Single Post

As an obvious monkey enthusiast I am wondering how one becomes part of this group. Truthfully Thelonious is a bit saddened that he wasn't invited. Now I do understand that this is on test and Thelonious hangs out in open, but he is still hoping his official invitation to join is lost in the mail somewhere.

Mamabear

PTT :

for those of you who have spotted the brown monkeys on test...were any of them sporting yellow tights or a purple hat??

hmmm...just a thought. these two toons are old hands at the cloak and dagger thing..see previous posts in the master mac thread! Cool

Sheesh....can anybody say, "red herring?" As though stinky pink cats are trustworthy. Cool

QueenPurplewhip · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: View Single Post

<forelorn ORANGE monkey reads thread, hangs head in despair, wanders off into the sunset>

But seriously, I love it! Can't wait to run into you guys/gals! "You're the Top Banana!"

Mamabear · Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:13 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Thelonious Monkey :

As an obvious monkey enthusiast I am wondering how one becomes part of this group. Truthfully Thelonious is a bit saddened that he wasn't invited. Now I do understand that this is on test and Thelonious hangs out in open, but he is still hoping his official invitation to join is lost in the mail somewhere.

Yes, sure...if he is cagey about how many tattoos he has, can we believe him about this? Just a thought.... Cool

PTT

Mamabear :

Well, if we are going to count brown monkeys on open, then I guess I need to amend my previous answer and say yes, I do have a brown monkey, lest I hurt poor Blossom's feelings. And, actually, I have a brown monkey on test, too...but she is not one of THE brown monkeys.

And again, it is amazing how many people DON'T have Brown Monkeys. All I can say is, confession is good for the soul. Cool

Back tracking already my dear mamabear? Watch out! Its a slippery slope...

I am sure you are familiar with the lebanese proverb "A monkey's dung points to the monkey" and i certainly know a smelly monkey when i smell one!

Exhibit A The World's Largest Blossom is a Titan Arum, also known in Javanese as 'bunga bangui', Corpse Flower (Amorphophallus titanum).
It may bloom three or four times in its 40-year lifespan, and then, only for two or three days. When it does, it gives off a smell like rotting meat.
The big yellow thing is technically not a flower, but an "inflorescence", many small parts together that attract the Sumatran Sweat Bee for pollination.A relative of Jack-in-the-pulpit and skunk cabbage, the titan arum grows from a potato-like tuber that often weighs more than 100 pounds. The blossom itself is about two meters tall."

And I rest my case!

Mamabear · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:42 am Post subject: View Single Post

Oh yeah, bring up the sweat bees again....no one will fall for that ruse. Ancient history, and I found some industrial strength bee spray that got rid of them anyway. Moot point, my stinky friend. Cool

By the way, have your smaller toons got their names yet? Wink

PTT · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:30 am Post subject: View Single Post

Mamabear :

Oh yeah, bring up the sweat bees again....no one will fall for that ruse. Ancient history, and I found some industrial strength bee spray that got rid of them anyway. Moot point, my stinky friend. Cool

By the way, have your smaller toons got their names yet? Wink

Bring them up again? My dear, it was never about the sweat bees, it was the rotting meat smell! Speaking of missing toons...i havent seen you for quite a while on open (hmmm...makes one sweetly scented kitty wonder). Matter of fact, it has been more than enough time you to monkey around and form a monkey suit clad clan Shocked

As for smaller toons, did you bother to check the toons in my sig? how much smaller can you get?? Rolling Eyes

Mamabear · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: View Single Post

PTT :

Mamabear :

Oh yeah, bring up the sweat bees again....no one will fall for that ruse. Ancient history, and I found some industrial strength bee spray that got rid of them anyway. Moot point, my stinky friend. Cool

By the way, have your smaller toons got their names yet? Wink

Bring them up again? My dear, it was never about the sweat bees, it was the rotting meat smell! Speaking of missing toons...i havent seen you for quite a while on open (hmmm...makes one sweetly scented kitty wonder). Matter of fact, it has been more than enough time you to monkey around and form a monkey suit clad clan Shocked

As for smaller toons, did you bother to check the toons in my sig? how much smaller can you get?? Rolling Eyes

There are other smaller toons, Stinky, and you know it. Let's try "smaller toons on test", shall we? Cool

However, my plea here is to the gentle reader: do NOT be fooled by the trail of banana peels Miss Stinky-in-Pink is leaving that lead to my door! I know you are all intelligent enough to see through her subterfuge and falsehoods. I am in no way responsible for Bedlam, Disorder, Calamity, Pandemonium, etc. I have been raising one test toon, and one test toon only, and she is not of the monkey variety.

And the rotting meat smell was never proven....purely a rumor. Razz

PTT · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:39 am Post subject: View Single Post

Mamabear :

There are other smaller toons, Stinky, and you know it. Let's try "smaller toons on test", shall we? Cool

However, my plea here is to the gentle reader: do NOT be fooled by the trail of banana peels Miss Stinky-in-Pink is leaving that lead to my door! I know you are all intelligent enough to see through her subterfuge and falsehoods. I am in no way responsible for Bedlam, Disorder, Calamity, Pandemonium, etc. I have been raising one test toon, and one test toon only, and she is not of the monkey variety.

And the rotting meat smell was never proven....purely a rumor. Razz

As for smaller toons on test, my 16 laff BEAR's name has yet to be approved (apparently, Disney takes offense to the the names Blossom and Mamabear Razz

). The bear has been gathering dust (another LOM task).

Gentle reader, please note what this dear BROWN monkey (please note her avatar) has not denied. She denies responsibility for Bedlam, Disorder, Calamity, and Pandemonium . However, she does not deny responsibilty for scourge, maelstrom or mockery (she is at the very least, guilty of mockery!).

One test toon only?? Come on now, my rotten-meat scented friend, you previously mentioned you had a brown monkey on test. Surely you do not intend to insult the intelligence of this group of readers? Shocked

Come clean my dear Mamabear (can monkeys even do that??!!)

Btw, i do believe that i have finally found the stinky thread on ttf! Razz

Mamabear · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:06 pm Post subject: View Single Post

PTT :

Mamabear :

There are other smaller toons, Stinky, and you know it. Let's try "smaller toons on test", shall we? Cool

However, my plea here is to the gentle reader: do NOT be fooled by the trail of banana peels Miss Stinky-in-Pink is leaving that lead to my door! I know you are all intelligent enough to see through her subterfuge and falsehoods. I am in no way responsible for Bedlam, Disorder, Calamity, Pandemonium, etc. I have been raising one test toon, and one test toon only, and she is not of the monkey variety.

And the rotting meat smell was never proven....purely a rumor. Razz

As for smaller toons on test, my 16 laff BEAR's name has yet to be approved (apparently, Disney takes offense to the the names Blossom and Mamabear Razz

). The bear has been gathering dust (another LOM task).

Gentle reader, please note what this dear BROWN monkey (please note her avatar) has not denied. She denies responsibility for Bedlam, Disorder, Calamity, and Pandemonium . However, she does not deny responsibilty for scourge, maelstrom or mockery (she is at the very least, guilty of mockery!).

One test toon only?? Come on now, my rotten-meat scented friend, you previously mentioned you had a brown monkey on test. Surely you do not intend to insult the intelligence of this group of readers? Shocked

Come clean my dear Mamabear (can monkeys even do that??!!)

Btw, i do believe that i have finally found the stinky thread on ttf! Razz

I have nothing to come clean about. I said, if you read it correctly, Pink-N-Stinky, that I have been "raising" only one test toon, and that would be Catalina. My brown monkey on test is named Katie, she has 27 laff and is stuck at the end of TTC because I never play her. That is my ONLY Brown Monkey on test. I would like to go on the record and state that I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of THE Brown Monkeys. Razz

I would never intend to insult the intelligence of our wonderful readers. You attempts at misleading them, however, are another story. Let's stick to the facts, shall we? Cool

BrownMonkey · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: View Single Post

Brown Monkey Report
Thursday 2, February. Disorder reporting:

Brown monkey achievements for Thursday:
Calamity and Bedlam have been going strong and are into MM.
The newest monkey, Pandemonium has started off with a bang and grew her gags to level 3 on her first appearance.
Disorder and Scourge spent a considerable amount of time tanning and having [DRINKS] on our little island in DD, after which Scourge drunkenly found his way out of DD. Disorder, wandered off to bed.
Maelstrom, Misfortune and Chaos appeared to be MIA for the day. I hope to see them on today.

First Brown Monkey VP will be scheduled soon . . .

Long Live the Brown Monkeys

LadyZ · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject: View Single Post

BrownMonkey :

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Disorder and Scourge spent a considerable amount of time tanning and having [censored] on our little island in DD, after which Scourge drunkenly found his way out of DD. Disorder, wandered off to bed.

You watch that potty mouth Mr Brown Monkey (IF that is your REAL name!!) Don't make me get all mod on you! Shocked

*moderators note: edited the OP to reflect the changing of the censored synonym for "drinks" into the actual word "drinks"

*walks away shaking head*

*those monkeys are gonna be trouble!* Shocked

BrownMonkey

Where or where are the Monkeys?
Been in TTC fighting flunkies
Been fishing with JB junkies
Getting down on Monkey Paw Island and getting funky.
But where oh where are the Brown Monkeys?

Some have suits, looking mighty blue.
Sheriff's posse got their eye on you.
I hear Mamabear and Loopy are looking too...
LadyZ's trying to moderate this zoo
So no more jokes about monkey poo.

Where do you go to find them?
I'm afraid I must be behind them.
No playground seems to bind them
But no one seems to mind them.
And don't try to malign them

BM troop please tell me where you are
I know I haven't gone too far.
No more hanging out at the banana juice bar.
Leave the night light on and door ajar.
Help a brown monkey earn a spinning star.

BrownMonkey

Maelstrom, Maelstrom, is this post by you?
Did you finally escape from your cage at the zoo?
I see that in TTC you still reside
Give us a call and we'll be by your side.

Calmity, Calamity there's no stopping her
She's made her way into The Brrrgh
Donald's Dreamland is not far away
Look for her there maybe later today

Chaos and Disorder, though their names have been rejected
They are most definitely not feeling neglected.
They are working on a Daisy's Gardens task
Just in case you wanted to ask

Though Bedlam is in Minnie's Melody Land
He'll be by to lend a hand
What else is there to do?
He needs to defeat the foreman, too.

It appears Misfortune put in some time today
She's been busy keeping those cogs at bay
In which playground I do not know
She may be keeping Bedlam in tow

Scourge and Pandemonium are in Donald's Dock
Though they will be out soon, what a shock.
Care to join us in a factory?
It won't be long for a monkey VP.

Although this monkey hasn't seen her,
It appears Mockery is drawing nearer
From the status of her laff
She's following close in Scourge's path

BrownMonkey · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject: View Single Post

See ya soon

LadyZ

BrownMonkey :

LadyZ's trying to moderate this zoo
So no more jokes about monkey poo.

ROFL!!! You guys are great Laughing