Hello One and All,
<Duck bows so deeply his beak hit the ground … spitting out sand as he returns upright>

My name is Don and I’m a Toon-a-holic. I am currently in step 1 of my program: Admission that I am an adult playing a kids game and loving it.

<Duck nervously wipes remainder of dirt from beak>

My toon disguise is: Master Mac – 107 Laff HW/TW
A small but courageous blue duck

What brought me to Toontown?
A horrible lack of good judgment by an innocent and precious 8 year old boy.
Boy: Daddy will you help me beat this building.
Dad: What’s this … cartoons … what a silly game.
This lack of judgment aside, was soon followed by yet another miscalculation
Boy: Daddy when can I have my Toon back.
Dad: Ummm … Ahhhhh … wouldn’t you rather have a nice pretty kitty Toon. Hay, I got an idea lets get another account so we can play together. Ya that will be fun. The rest of the story has been played out over and over again within these Blog walls. Yes you know whom you are, for behind every mighty Cog destroyer is a child saying: No daddy don’t use Sound on Lured cogs. You Stink.

What brought me to this Blog?
The many dear and kind friends I have made over at TT. They keep telling me that my toon play reeked of malodorousness and was sufficiently rancid to become a member of this blog. Now being a birdbrain I have no idea what any of that means but based on the warm welcome I have already received it must be good.

And to my fellow Type-A personality Toons, I am told that I am a Type-D personality. I’m hoping the ‘D’ stands for Duck.

Father to: Queen Vicky – 19 Laff
Father to: Super Fireball Dandypocket – 45 Laff
Husband to: A Corporate Cog … Let the Pies Fly.

Glad we "shamed" you into posting....you are just too funny!

Howdy Don!

I think I have seen you around....

Nice to meet you Don.
Phew. What's that smell? You did it.

Welcome Don!

Mine was a sweet 4 year old who says Mommy what does this say? Turned out to be her first Toontask, long story short Nicole's Green Duckling is a maxed Toon, while her Princess Fancy is still in DG for the last two years!

You'll enjoy it here, these stinky Toons are the best!

Welcome!! Hope to hear from you soon! The guys here need all the help they can get!

Lol at your daughter still being in DG Di! My 6 year old is still in TTC with her toon and has no intent of moving up in task. I am sure she will have banana peel and belly flop soon lol!

Welcome Don

Welcome, welcome! Should you run out of meds, just ask the toon beside you!

Welcome wooooo hoooooty nice to have you here!!

Awesome!! Nice to meet you Don. I believe you were the lucky duck to be sided with Pink and Granny's lureless toons in CFO! Ha! Loads of fun, glad your here

Nice to meet you Don. I've seen you around the town. I hope to see you in the mint.

To Miss Patty O Furniture I would like to thank you, ever so much, for your warm greeting. However, I must take issue with the second part of your greeting. That part that states and I quote “What’s that smell? You did it.� Well Ms Furniture, I must inform you that I most certainly did not “Do It�. And if I had “Done It�, I would be the first to admit “Doing It�. In fact I will go so far as to say that it is you that “Did It� and you are diverting the blame on to me. In my defense I cite the ruling of Granny MoMo Vs. The Great State of South Carolina, which states: “The Toon that First Smelt It Most Certainly Dealt It.� If my recollection serves me correctly Miss MoMo won that case in a landslide. So I believe that an apo …. Ummm …. Wait one second please I’m being interrupted by my son … brb.

This is so embarrassing. An apology is in order. My son has informed me that it is me that dealt the offensive odor. Apparently I was napping at the time. I hope you will accept my most sincere and humble apology. I feel terrible about my premature accusation. By the way you may want to stand on the other side of the room for a while.

To all the Toons of Toon Town Friends ... My deepest thanks for your kind words and greetings. This Web Site certainly earns it name.

Hi Master Mac,

Welcome to friends! Yes, we are friends here. They do tend to stink a little, but they are good people. It becomes quite addicting to be around them!! (if you can stand the fumes)

Speaking of getting another account, we're in the process of doing that, plus adding a couple of computers!! (I'm catching up to you Crazy Orville!) Too many "little toons" running around my house.

Welcome!

Welcome to the stink...

LLK

[quote="Master Mac"]In my defense I cite the ruling of Granny MoMo Vs. The Great State of South Carolina, which states: “The Toon that First Smelt It Most Certainly Dealt It.� If my recollection serves me correctly Miss MoMo won that case in a landslide.[quote]

My lawyer told me that case would never go public!! How did YOU find out about that?? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know!

[Quote: My lawyer told me that case would never go public!! How did YOU find out about that?? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know! Quote]

<Duck emerges from shadows wearing dark glasses and a black trench coat two sizes to large>
I’m sorry to inform you that we have a leak with in the TTF organization. I received this information from an anonymous source in the form of a badly written letter. All I’ll say about this now is that the note was obviously penned by some Crazy Loony and it is doubtful that the author possessed the needed dexterity for penmanship that normally comes with having FINGERS. I’ll say no more. <Duck whispers quietly even though he is communicating by typing> The walls have ears.
<Duck disappears back into the shadows>

I’m impressed! We have the talents of a true toon sleuth among us. I can tell you are hot on the trail to solving this mystery. I feel compelled to warn you not to try and take this culprit alone … he is known to be dangerously funny.

Remember, do not rely on Spell Check. It is very good at correctly spelling the wrong word.