My plan, hope, desire, whathaveyou, is to introduce the toons in our household incrementally. Hopefully I can edit this post each day or so with a new installment without offending anyone. Truth be told it takes me that long to figure this stuff out.
This should also be proof positive there is a little good and evil in everyone, or at least evidence of my own insanity.
Special thanks to Murky. Remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
Thelonious Monkey
Thelonious is the statesman of the bunch. A bit younger than Chairman Meow, he is much more personable, emerging rapidly as top banana. A bit of a socialite who stops at nothing in his efforts to be funny, he believes laughter promises absolution from personal accountability. This isn't always the case and he often finds himself pushing the envelope a little too far. He is an obsessive little monkey who focused exclusively on Mr. CFO before some friends insisted he encounter the VP of Sellbot Operations.
Recently earning his executive washroom key at CBHQ, he now spends much of his time lounging at the gag shop piano entertaining patrons with his compositions while awaiting friends to run a short factory with.
He is an ostentatious little monkey who collects the finest paintings and clothing jellybeans can buy. While preferring the company of fellow simians, he has in recent weeks grown fond of some of the stinkier inhabitants of Toontown and is shedding some of his elitist austere.
Coming soon... Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow
The life of
Chairman Meow has been a turbulent one. From his ignorant beginnings as the first son of a humble newbie to the brief period in exile spent wandering aimlessly through the boroughs of Toontown his rise to power has been lengthy and exhaustive. As a young toon he took his lumps on Silly Street and developed an heir of contempt for the toons who just didn’t seem to get it. He kept few friends and lived in relative isolation spending his wild years on the wrong side of Donald’s Docks. Still a bit of a selfish recluse, he found little use for friends until encountering a little, old man who would alter his life’s path. It is at this point our story turns.
Joining mainstream toon society was not without its hardships for poor Chairman. Toons constantly coming and going without warning! Seemingly everyone wanting a handout and the constant pleas, “of can you help me?” became too much for our hero. By the time he had recovered a pestle and mortar from a loan shark in the great train yards he was a resentful and disenchanted soul. It is at this time that the great master ostracized him.
In his quest for identity he fought a torrid battle of schizophrenic proportions. Never knowing which personality would master his will, he was often seen causing groups to go sad in the factory as he perpetually blew his whistle, after wasting his fog on level three cogs. Numerous trips back to the playground to stare at ones feet were sentenced by his hands to the unsuspecting souls who braved the level 5 buildings and his lunacy. A raving mad man his friends distanced, or removed themselves completely.
Today he has reconciled his demons. He enjoys battling the CFO and VP and is greatly fond of the guilds with Meowist tenets enabling all to experience such joys regardless of cast standing. He keeps few friends and socializes rarely, but enjoys collective teamwork and solidarity.
Oh, come on people that's funny! He was operated by my 5-year-old son for a few months and chaotically terrorized the streets of toontown!
Coming soon... Marie Antoonette 1.17.06
Marie Antoonette
Marie Antoonette, the once regal companion of Chairman Meow, is an exceptional treat when seen on the avenues of Toontown. Far and away the softest and most aesthetically pleasing toon in the family she has of late been prone to lengthy episodes of inactivity. Once a rather productive toon, whom thoroughly enjoyed her weekly bingo, she now spends most of her time resting at the estate. An occasional rare glimpse of her can be found near the coin mint, CFO, and VP.
However, these excursions come with high risk for The Man behind the curtain. As Marie’s jaunts to the CFO and VP when discovered by The Woman, who is the boss of The Man, land The Man in a whole heap of trouble.If by strange circumstance you discover yourself at her side in a boss fight she hopes you smugly rejoice in the aftermath that shall befall,
The Man Behind the curtain.
And if the great anomaly shall occur and Marie once again frequents the ponds of Toontown… Please
, The Man beseeches you, kindly wave and behave as though you know nothing.
Coming Soon... Shaolin Monkey 2.16.06
Shaolin Monkey
Blessed early in life with wealthy benefactors
Shaolin Monkey has eschewed the same such route. Instead he is determined to leave no footsteps on the rice paper path he has chosen. He has disavowed himself of all worldly possessions as he wanders toward his spiritual quest seeking suffering, rejection, humility, and ultimately peace and wisdom. He maintains no objects of greed and envy. Only a humble abode, an alter of peace, and a grass mat for which to lie his head.
Shaolin Monkey’s search for inner strength and humility has brought him to Sellbot Headquarters where he has made many unsuccessful attempts to vanquish that which he would become. Skilled only in the arts of throw, squirt and self discipline he has struggled against his greatest foe. Yet, pleased is he as in each rejection there is acceptance, in each defeat there is victory, in each struggle there is tranquility and in each error there is lesson.
Until the time is right he will search and wander….
Coming soon... Honest Ape
