I'm 0 and 5 and have yet to see him go beyond yellow, but I'm learning lots, so it's ok. I only had one unite under my belt going in the first time and I haven't stopped to CFO repeatedly and stock up on them since then (most people I know are doing exactly that--it irritates me to think that I can't beat the CEO without wasting numerous TU unites in the process--one toon I know said he threw 15 of them to get through a CEO).

So the golf balls don't hurt the CEO at all? Just "slow him down"? That being so, shouldn't only one or two toons be golfing and the rest up on tables squirting? The squirt bottles do such a pathetically small amount of damage (-4 if you hold the control key down forever first)--one time I held the control key down so long that the bar thingie down at the bottom turned red for just a second. Had I managed to let go while it was red, would it have hurt him more than -4? I'm assuming so, but since then I haven't been able to get to the red yet--and the red was only there for a fraction of a second before the bar jumped down to zero and wouldn't squirt at all, so timing that one is going to be tough. Does anyone know if I'm right about the "red thingie"? (that it does more damage that way? If so, how much more?)

When Mr. CEO yells "fore" and pitches balls all over the place, is there anyway to avoid them besides hitting escape (or clicking the mouse) to leave the seltzer bottle table? That's a slow process. And I've been hit plenty of times after I'd managed to hit the escape key, was standing behind the table and he still got me. If I could figure out how to "dodge" this, I might actually see him go orange! HEH. As it is now, every time I hear him yell "Fore" I know I'm probably going to kiss 15 laff goodbye no matter what I do. Should I try jumping? Jump to the side? Can I jump when I'm up on that table (I'll try it next time)? I'm at a loss on this one and surely there has to be an answer? I mean, the CEO has to be defeatable without throwing +200 laff worth of unites?

Ok, did one last night with only one unite tossed.

1. You NEED 4 golfers to start. His treads get red. This slows him down and sometimes keeps him stopped in one spot for a long time. This give you time to get those -4 hits. Once you get his treads red just 2 or 3 golfers are needed. AGAIN, 4 GOLFER AND NEEDED AT THE BEGINNING.

2. Red on the squirt will give you a -6 hit on the Boss. I actually saw some of those hits but it is hard to do since the bar is red for only a split second. You can take him to defeat before the 20 minute mark. I did it twice last night. IT TAKES TEAMWORK AND THOSE GOLFERS. After 20 minutes it get progressively harder. He hits for 19 and you lose one of the snack conveyors.

3. Fore attacks, if your on a tee, hitting escape should take you out of the line of fire. I jumped on a tee when he yelled fore several times and didn't get hit. He is aiming at your location at the moment he yells fore so if you move out of that line of fire it should miss. I jumped off tables and only was hit once. I tend to stay on the bottle if the CEO is coming for me till the last second. and run back and sideway. It gives me the chance to hit him one last time before jumping.

My best advice, don't go random. I went with a friend and friends of friends. We didn't have snack horders. I think one unite was thrown. I danced with 56 laff of my 129. I have a test toon and have my Yesman suit on test. I danced on test with 90 laff last night. I tossed a unite of 40 for one toon who had been on the squirt bottles. Those guys get the worst of the hits.

Thank you very much for the reply! I didn't know that about the golfing - I've yet to see Mr. CEO's tracks turn red and for him to stay put for more than a couple seconds. Must take a lot of golf hits for him to reach that point.