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Clover Doggendoodle
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:

LadyZ :

Quigley saunters over to the organ. "Howdy, Quig! Like my song?" sings the pink horse (slightly off key *shudder*). "No comment", says the cat, as he takes the sack off the organ and peers inside. He thrusts the sack into the horse's face. "Where is my fish flavored dog biscuit? Good grief!" "I'd be happy to!" sings the horse, "Sorry, I can't! The dog took it" pointing over at the small box. "Give me a break" mutters the cat. He approaches the box carefully, knowing that this particular multicolored dog has a nasty habit of luring cats with fish flavored dog biscuits then chasing them. He knows the dog is no match for him, let's not sugar coat it! But there's no harm in being cautious, is there? Arriving at the box, he holds out the bag. "Sandwich?" The dog looks at him, amazed. A CAT is offering her a SANDWICH??!! This could change the relationship between cats and dogs forever!! Very Happy

Multicolored Dog stares at cat for about a minute wondering what might be happening, and keeping herself from chasing the cat. Then, she carefully takes the sandwich, obviously trying not to touch the cat while doing so. She slowly pulls the sandwich up to her mouth...tension is rising.... Suddenly, she eats the sandwich all in one bite, but only about half of it actually makes it into her mouth. The other half is on her face, on the poor cat, and on the floor in about a 20 feet radius. Then she dashes home, though this feat is hard when using a shticker book, and attempts to sterilize herself from the "catness" that might have spread to her, and also to get ready for the event later this evening. When she is finally done scrubbing herself, she is completely invisible. Perhaps that's what's under the dirt on her head? Air...sorry, but I, the narrator, am being called by the dog (maybe she'll say that she is not an air-head. But she'll have trouble convincing me)
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