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Crazy Orville Bumbleberry · I report innocent posts for no reason.

Oh well, since you asked, I'll tell you what's next, although I really didn't want this to get out.

You see, I hate giving too much personal information, but here goes:

I moved to the wedding band method after the "bill of the hat method", you see, I would put the band on my left hand for invasion and move it to the right for no invasion, it was working fine until I dropped my wedding band into my spit-cup (didn't have an empty Dr. Pepper bottle, and the store was out of Mister Pibb, so I was using an old plastic University of Alabama cup), well, I wasn't about to dig into that cup to get the ring out, so I decided to pour it's contents into the sink and then turn on the water to clean the ring, alas, I poured it into the wrong side of the sink and the ring went straight into the trash disposal unit. Ok, no problem, I'd just dig it out, but, being the safety-minded person I am, I went out to the utility room to flip the breaker first. Alas, my daughter was unaware of my ring sitting in the disposal and came by while I was away and dumped her cheerios into the sink and flipped the switch. SO, I lost my wedding ring, and now Rochelle is on my back because *I* don't care enough to wear my ring.