Captain Insano jumps out of Plane-Os
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| My husband still teases me about the mini golf injury. It's simple, really. I was on the 3rd date with my husband. My son was 4 at the time and Jim thought it would be a great way to get to know Taylor by taking us to mini golf. It was so sweet. Anyway, they were finishing up a hole and I walked to the next hole. The hole was a raised gazebo and there was a maze-like ramp that you putted down into and the ball would bump around (remember pachinko?) and then it came out the bottom onto the green. Someone had left their Big Gulp cup right next to the rail in the gazebo and remembering my mother's words, "Always leave a place nicer than you found it." I bent over to pick it up and put it in the trash which was right next to the gazebo. When I stood up, I hadn't realized the rail of the gazebo was overhanging toward the INSIDE of the gazebo and WHACK!!! I smacked my head so hard on that hand rail I landed flat on the ground and was out for a couple of seconds. My (then boyfriend) husband didn't even realize it. I was already coming to when they walked up and not wanting to appear like a complete idiot on the 3rd date, I played it off entirely, finished the mini golf game and Jim drove us home. Later when I could barely walk from being so dizzy, I went to the hospital and it was determined I had a mild concussion.
I've survived concussions, broken bones, collapsed lung, brown recluses, 3rd degree burns, foreign objects in ears & nose, cuts from rusty objects, rubber bands shot into eyes, grinding fingers in coffee grinders, you name it. My mom said I was a klutz... I just like to have fun and don't let things hold me back.  Perhaps I should start a blog... I could title it, "Jenn: A farce of nature." JAJAJAJA_________________ Why did Max McWoof give me this salt shaker for Christmas????? And why is it engraved, "WOOP!"????? Fishertoons/Gardeners: Dizzy Twinklemuffin ... 128 laff ... HW50/RB50/BW50 McZilla ... 123 laff ... HW50/RB50/BW Little Dizzy Twinklemuffin ... 121 laff ... HW50/RB50/BW Landlubbers/Blackthumbs (Ubers): Mousewife ... 83 laff ... RB50/HW50 Super Dizzy ... 74 laff ... RB20s Miss T. Fied ... 39 laff ... HW50 |
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