Purple Hat Groveler!
 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject: Hello from the Master Mac Family |
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| Hello One and All,
<Duck bows so deeply his beak hit the ground … spitting out sand as he returns upright> My name is Don and I’m a Toon-a-holic. I am currently in step 1 of my program: Admission that I am an adult playing a kids game and loving it. <Duck nervously wipes remainder of dirt from beak> My toon disguise is: Master Mac – 107 Laff HW/TW A small but courageous blue duck What brought me to Toontown? A horrible lack of good judgment by an innocent and precious 8 year old boy. Boy: Daddy will you help me beat this building. Dad: What’s this … cartoons … what a silly game. This lack of judgment aside, was soon followed by yet another miscalculation Boy: Daddy when can I have my Toon back. Dad: Ummm … Ahhhhh … wouldn’t you rather have a nice pretty kitty Toon. Hay, I got an idea lets get another account so we can play together. Ya that will be fun. The rest of the story has been played out over and over again within these Blog walls. Yes you know whom you are, for behind every mighty Cog destroyer is a child saying: No daddy don’t use Sound on Lured cogs. You Stink. What brought me to this Blog? The many dear and kind friends I have made over at TT. They keep telling me that my toon play reeked of malodorousness and was sufficiently rancid to become a member of this blog. Now being a birdbrain I have no idea what any of that means but based on the warm welcome I have already received it must be good. And to my fellow Type-A personality Toons, I am told that I am a Type-D personality. I’m hoping the ‘D’ stands for Duck. Father to: Queen Vicky – 19 Laff Father to: Super Fireball Dandypocket – 45 Laff Husband to: A Corporate Cog … Let the Pies Fly. |
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