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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Charmed :
No they are turds. I wish I had the digitial camera to document this. Hubby took it to Aspen.

Box of donuts was purchased after hubby left on his trip. Donuts not looking so very delicious after all. Am certain that there were no mouse turds on donut box when I purchased them the other day.
Stomach roiling.
I guess the mouseys possee sent out a search party. Also a crescent shaped kid size mouth bite is eaten off the GIANT HERSHEY BAR OMG along with the foil. I cannot make this stuff up HOLY EXPLETIVE! Mouse/mice also likes peanut butter cups. I just found a pile of turds and/xmas foil on the pile of paper plates which were added to the recycling bin just moments ago. I think they came in through a small hole hubby knocked through the drywall when he was wiring the house for the INTERNETS. It's near the wall that is in the garage and there are plenty of nooks and crannies out there for mice to crawl into and up into my wall. Luckily I am prepared. Hubby caught a mouse early Saturday morning before he left on his trip. He said it was isolated and I doubted him to his face. I hate when I'm right (which is almost always which is why i have issues). So the day I bought the donuts (and the other stuff that he doesn't think we should eat but he doesn't know we have it because he's 2000 miles away) I also bought some mouse traps. I have patched the hole with a plastic lid and some metallic ducting type of tape that actually cut me. Stupid ghetto tape. I also wiped down the donut box with lysol wipes because the box was not penetrated and the kids will still eat them because they don't know THE TRUTH. Plus, hubbys company just bought all the employees spawn life insurance. Snicker. I am going to open a bottle of wine soon.



ROFL!!!!! Um...*regains composure after laughing hysterically* So sorry to hear about your unfortunate infestation Smile
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