Purple Hat Groveler!
 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: I Did It! |
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| To Miss Patty O Furniture I would like to thank you, ever so much, for your warm greeting. However, I must take issue with the second part of your greeting. That part that states and I quote “What’s that smell? You did it.” Well Ms Furniture, I must inform you that I most certainly did not “Do It”. And if I had “Done It”, I would be the first to admit “Doing It”. In fact I will go so far as to say that it is you that “Did It” and you are diverting the blame on to me. In my defense I cite the ruling of Granny MoMo Vs. The Great State of South Carolina, which states: “The Toon that First Smelt It Most Certainly Dealt It.” If my recollection serves me correctly Miss MoMo won that case in a landslide. So I believe that an apo …. Ummm …. Wait one second please I’m being interrupted by my son … brb.
This is so embarrassing. An apology is in order. My son has informed me that it is me that dealt the offensive odor. Apparently I was napping at the time. I hope you will accept my most sincere and humble apology. I feel terrible about my premature accusation. By the way you may want to stand on the other side of the room for a while.  |
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