Purple Hat Groveler!
 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject: Granny in disguise |
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| Master Mac getting more worried by the moment because of the fast approaching competition carelessly initiates his Plan ‘B’.
<Duck enters wearing White Horse Costume made for two people even though he is only one duck. Back end of costume drags on floor. Duck clears throat> Hehemmm, I, Granny MoMo, the great, the grand, the all knowing, the Scottish, have an announcement to make. I have put great thought and effort into my calculations on this competition tonight. And I am disappointed to say that there is no way we GIRLS (yes I am a girl, not a duck), can possibly win this thing. We may as well give up right now. The boys are just too far superior to us. So why even try. Who’s with me in giving up. Show of hands please or just say ‘I’. No one responds because no one is in the room at the time. (This is a Forum you silly duck) Embarrassed the duck repeats. Ok, send a reply by post. Thank You for your time. Sincerely, Granny MoMo Ultra lord of Darkness <Duck leaves room, tail feathers sticking out of hole in costume as he leaves. Belly Flops every few feet because costume is so large> |
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