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The Brrrgh Toon
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If you jump off the table and are out of the CEO's line of fire, then you won't get hit. Usually jumping off the table will put you in a spot that is not directly in the line of fire, but not always. If you have the presence of mind to consider all these factors (I don't usually), then when you hear him yell "Fore," look at where he is and where your table is and draw an imaginary line between the two--the balls are going to be aiming directly at where you were standing on the table when he yelled "Fore." If, when you jump off the table, you are either to the left or to the right of that imaginary line, you're fine, stay put, the balls will miss you. If you're not to the left/right of that imaginary line, then you're still in danger. One toon I know absolutely swears by this method: Jump off the table, immediately press the down arrow (to move backwards) and start jumping repeatedly. He only got nailed twice in the last CEO we did, whereas I got nailed a lot.
If you see the CEO headed your way and his tracks are gray, then jump off the table and move out of his path immediately--you don't have a second to spare. If his tracks are pink or red (which means he's been hit a zillion times with golf balls), then he's slower and you might have time to get one last squirt in before jumping off. P.S. My favorite part is the serving food, too. I think I missed my career calling--should have been a waitress!  _________________ Fear--Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea. Midnight Rose -- 132 black cat |
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