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The Brrrgh Toon
 Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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There are SO MANY important considerations here. Not a decision to be made lightly!! You gotta worry about what this statute (1) says about you (cheesy vs. classy), (2) says about your friends (loony vs. sane), (3) says about the value you place on your various friendships ("OMG, she likes ___ better than me! WAAH"), (4) does to your estate property values (do you know how hard it's gonna be to unload real estate that's littered with huge garden statuary?) 
After grave and serious deliberation, I voted "other." You're the only one who's going to see this statute for the most part (unless you hold wild parties at your estate all the time? In which case, can I come to the next one?) So plant whichever toon you feel like planting! This is all about you, what you want, and your opinion is the only one that counts! Not only that, but there are important psychological factors that come into play here as well--If you plant what you "should" plant, based on familial/societal/etc. standards, instead of what you "want" to plant, then it will only cause future anguish within your soul and would undoubtedly be indicative of some deep psychological issue (hmmm, although I suppose we wouldn't be playing this game if we didn't harbor at least something unusual within our psyche?) 
Having said all that, the answer to your dilemma is plain and simple. WHY WOULD YOU WANT A STATUTE OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN A CAT??? Come on! Everyone knows felines rawk!!! Tall, short, fat, skinny, color, name - none of that matters--as long as it's FELINE!! Viva la feline!! (BTW, nice poll!!) |
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